Apart from invitations to workshops and requests to confirm orders by supplying my personal details, Standard Bank has been quick off the mark asking me to confirm a payment of R8 789 to my account in addition to reminding me that I can claim R9 000 in UCount Rewards – even though I have never banked with them. Wonga Loans similarly have not yet realised that I am not interested in their low interest offers.
That cheap holiday in Thailand, Cambodia and China could be made possible if I accept the message from one Anna Elisabeth Hellstrøm drawing my attention to the fact that I have been granted a 1.5 million dollars as a gift – just like that!
I have also been offered US$3 200 million in a fixed/suspense (you have to love that) account to take on a God child from Cote d’ Ivoire. If that responsibility weighs too heavily on me I can always have fun with my 400% Welcome Bonus to play online casino games.
Oh, and Mr. Edger Hoover has been at it again.